The Kiss (Skit)
[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to fuckin' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this bitch. [Gary] Yo' man, I don't know. [Eminem] What? [Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin' about this. [Eminem] Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park. [Gary] Allright, just let me park. I'm parking! [Eminem] Fuckin', turn the car off dog. [Gary] Alright. [Eminem] Alright, we wait. [Gary] We wait for what? [Eminem] We wait until she comes out. Man, i'm gonna fuckin' kill her. [Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody. [Eminem] Man, just shut the fuck up dog. [Gary] What the fuck did you bring that for? [Eminem] Just shut up, fuckin' clip is empty. [Gary] Don't point that shit at me! [Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look! [Gary] Dude! God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit. [Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as fuck. [Gary] You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear. [Eminem] It get's you every time. Is that her? [Gary] Where? [Eminem] Right there motherfucker. [Gary] Yeah, fuck. [Eminem] Alright, get up, get up. [Gary] Here we go again. [Eminem] Get down! [Gary] What the fuck do you want me to do get under the car? [Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with? [Gary] How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down. [Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer. Did she just kiss him? [Gary] I don't think so. [Eminem] Dog, she just fuckin' kissed him. [Gary] No, she didn't! [Eminem] She's kissing him dog! [Gary] No she's not...oh shit. [Eminem] C'mon, motherfucker![Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!