Steve Berman (Skit)
[door creaks open] [background music "What's The Difference" by Dr. Dre]
[Eminem] 'eyyy! [Steve] Hey Em, what's up? [Eminem] Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin'? Good to see you again. What's up? [Steve] Em, could you come in here and have a seat, please? [Eminem] Umm, yeah, what's... [Steve] Vanessa? Shut the door [Vanessa] Okay [door creaks shut] [Eminem] So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week? [Steve] It would be better if you gave me nothing at all [Eminem] Wh... [Steve] This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record [Eminem] Wha... [Steve] Do you know what's happening to me out there? [Eminem] Wh-wha-what's the problem? [Steve] Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself! [Eminem] Who's Violent...? [Steve] Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass? [Eminem] But, I... [Steve] I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rappin' about big-screen T.V.s, blunts, 40's and bitches. You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin [Eminem] I mean- [Steve] I can't sell this shit! [Eminem] What... [Steve] Either change the record or it's not coming out! [Eminem] What, I... [Steve] Now get the fuck out of my office! [Eminem] What am I supposed... [Steve] NOW! [Eminem] Alright man....